Wife - "मुझे नई साड़ी चाहिये,
अम्मा जान से मँगवा दो."
अम्मा जान से मँगवा दो."
Husband - " गंवार, वो अम्मा जान नहीं..
Amazon है....
😅😅😅😅
Amazon है....
😅😅😅😅
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दुनिया में सिर्फ दिल ही है
जो बिना आराम किये
काम करता है.
जो बिना आराम किये
काम करता है.
इसलिये उसे खुश रखो
चाहे वो अपना हो या
अपनों का.
चाहे वो अपना हो या
अपनों का.
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A Hyderabadi Wife : aap cigarette peete ...daru peete.... kaiku nai bole ...shaadi se pehle... Dhoka diya Hamarku!!!!
Husband : aisa nakko bolo begum...tum khoon peete, Bheja khate so .. bole kya hamarko???
😁😁😁😁
😁😁😁😁
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⛽⛽⛽Doctr : i am sorry.
Opration k waqt Rubber k Gloves aapke pet me reh gaye. Dobara opration karna hoga.
Sardar : Abey, pagal he kya?
ye le 20 rupaye naya le le..
😅😅😅😅
This "Sardar ji is The Ultimate!
Opration k waqt Rubber k Gloves aapke pet me reh gaye. Dobara opration karna hoga.
Sardar : Abey, pagal he kya?
ye le 20 rupaye naya le le..
😅😅😅😅
This "Sardar ji is The Ultimate!
⛽⛽⛽⛽⛽
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Sardar ji Bank me paise jama karane gaya.
Cashier- Tumhare Note nakli hai.
Sardar- Tujhe kya farak padata hai? Jama to Mere Account me ho rahe hai na..!!
You can't stop laughing..
😄😄😄😄
Cashier- Tumhare Note nakli hai.
Sardar- Tujhe kya farak padata hai? Jama to Mere Account me ho rahe hai na..!!
You can't stop laughing..
😄😄😄😄
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Wife - Tum to kehte the ki Shaadi ke baad bhi mujhse bahut Pyaar karoge....
Husband - Mujhe kya pata tha ki tumhari Shaadi mujhse hi ho jayegi ........!
😁😁😁😁😁
Husband - Mujhe kya pata tha ki tumhari Shaadi mujhse hi ho jayegi ........!
😁😁😁😁😁
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Blast of the day: Wife was kidnapped. Kidnapper sent to husband a piece of her finger n demanded money. Husband replied "Ye Ungli to kisi ki b ho sakti hai.."MUNDI Bhej MUNDI"
😃😃😃😃
😃😃😃😃
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2 sardaron ko 2 bomb mile.
1st Sardar: Chal police ko de ke aate he.
2nd sardar: Agar koi bomb raste me phat gaya to?
1st sardar: Jhoot bol denge ki 1 hi mila tha.
😆😆😆😆
1st Sardar: Chal police ko de ke aate he.
2nd sardar: Agar koi bomb raste me phat gaya to?
1st sardar: Jhoot bol denge ki 1 hi mila tha.
😆😆😆😆
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Police: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phaasi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Police: Kyo hass rahe ho?
Sardar: Mai to uthta hi subah 9 baje hu!
😃😃😃😃
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Police: Kyo hass rahe ho?
Sardar: Mai to uthta hi subah 9 baje hu!
😃😃😃😃
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Ek sardar ki chhatri me hole tha, kisine pucha, umbrella me hole kyu?
Sardar bola: Oye baarish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega?!
😆😆😆😆
Sardar bola: Oye baarish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega?!
😆😆😆😆
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Hitler: "There's no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary."
Sardar: Ab bolne se kya faayda? Jab kharidi thi tab check karna tha!
😄😄😄😄
Sardar: Ab bolne se kya faayda? Jab kharidi thi tab check karna tha!
😄😄😄😄
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Ultimate Hit!!
⛽⛽⛽
Sardar ka interview : Batao wo kaun si Aurat hain jisko 1OO% pata hota hain ki uska Husband kaha hain?
Sardar ne apna khatarnak dimag lagaya or bola...
"Vidhwa Aurat...."
😁😁😁😁
Naya hai frwd karna start karo!!!!!⛽⛽⛽⛽⛽⛽
⛽⛽⛽
Sardar ka interview : Batao wo kaun si Aurat hain jisko 1OO% pata hota hain ki uska Husband kaha hain?
Sardar ne apna khatarnak dimag lagaya or bola...
"Vidhwa Aurat...."
😁😁😁😁
Naya hai frwd karna start karo!!!!!⛽⛽⛽⛽⛽⛽
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